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"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
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"You're not going to find anything in your price range that isn't full of bees."
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"And, as you drive, it will also use all the negative energy from your arguments."
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"And for an extra fourteen hundred dollars I'll stop touching your arm."
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'Who's having a birthday?'
'What are those brown marks?' - 'The original rust.'
'I don't think I have enough green to buy a green vehicle.'
"Safe, reliable, and made right here in the good old U.S. of A."
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Ed's Car Wash,
'This was only driven back and forth in the driveway by an obsessive compulsive.'
"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."
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'The warranty is for the life of the vehicle but we're not responsible if the vehicle doesn't live very long.'
'I love that new horse smell.'
'With the sleep, low x-39, you get a free list of local chiropractors.'
"It comes fully equipped with all the latest safety features ? aside from the optional life-car."
'I don't care what kind of vehicle I get.. as long as it has plenty of cupholders.'
'I can't be sure. All l know is that I wouldn't buy a used car from anyone of them.'
'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'
Honest John Used Cars.
"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."
"We stand behind all our vehicles. Sometimes we even help push."
"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
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It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.
Horse and Ponies For Sale
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