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"You raised it from a mutant seed, you whack it."
"You'll find the book, 'Living Happy with Thunder Thighs' right there."
"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."
"Mark my words: if that idiot says 'Dude, wake up and smell the blood in the water' ONE more time, I may have to eat him!"