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'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'
"Delivery in thirty minutes or your pizza is free(zing)."
I'm gonna buy your stinkin' company...
'Since I cooked, you do cleanup. OK?'
'It's just my cough medicine. Stop with the 'You didn't get this from me' stuff!'
'You can't expect fame and fortune from selling just your fillet of sole to the devil.'
'Here's $40. Stick your head in the shrubs and act like you're weeding. If my wife says anything to you, just grunt knowingly.'
'Gimme a day.'
'But the light at the end of the tunnel was book, T.V. and movie royalties.'
'No way! Last time I made that kind of a deal, I lost my butt!'
'Deal! You dig me out of here and I'll make sure you get to shore safely … dude, I've been trapped here a week and boy am I hungry.'
'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'
'It doesn't matter if my client is guilty.. the book and movie deals are pouring in!'
Dear Sir, today I did something that will yield high returns, but is fiscally naughty.