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Queer Eye for the Dead Guy
"It's your dear departed wife. She's located your tonsils and appendix."
"Would you please stop saying 'It's your funeral'. It's my husband's funeral."
"I haven't changed my facebook status."
"Would you like his gun back? We'll have to pry it from his cold, dead fingers."
"He leaves behind a wife, two kids, three grandkids, and a 239-day streak on Duolingo."
'He wasn't well-liked. We're having 'If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands' sung at the service.'
'I hate you seeing me like this. The crystal ball adds, like, ten pounds.'
'After reading all of these glowing obituaries, I thought you'd be taller.'