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'No seriously. His final words actually were, 'If I only had spent more time at the office.''
"I know the doctor said this is only a bad cold, but in case he's mistaken I'd like to hear side eight of 'Der Rosenkavalier' one last time."
"I don't like his color."
"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"
"Any chance I could pop back in and put on a clean shirt?"
'I wish I'd spent more time on the internet.'
"They say that on your death bed it is not the thing you have done that you regret but the things you haven't. In my case like being a millionaire!"
"May you rest in peace. The recession is over for you."
'You'll be wanting number 26 - he's not been well...'
'Head towards the light, Dear.'
"How serious is it doctor?"
"You should have called me earlier."
"First the good news...There is life after dead."
"My only regret is that I didn't beat inflation plus 2.5%."
"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."
"Bradford was more of a death recliner than a death bed kind of guy."