Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
'I'd always hoped that I'd leave this mortal coil surrounded by my beautiful, loving family,,, so can some of you ugly ones move to the back'
'I wish I had learned more trivia.'
'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.
'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'
"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."
Tags:relationships, marriage, death, psychology, anger, autos, driving, men, masculine, masculinity, toxic masculinity, die, dies, dying, flip off, flips off, flipping off, flip the bird, flips the bird, flipping the bird, eighteen wheeler, eighteen wheelers, bad idea, bad ideas, dangerous driving, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, road rage, mankoff
"I don't really know how to tell you this, sweetheart, so I'm just going to come right out and say it: Your goldfish ran away."
Self-Help Books For The Newly Dead
"Using our house as a makeshift morgue is going to make it harder to sell."
Tags:death, dead, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, mortician, morticians, embalmer, embalmers, make-shift, makeshift, selling, sell, seller, sellers, selling the house, property value, property values, real estate, real estate agency, real restate agencies, real estate agent, real estate agents, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, value, values, money, house, houses, home, homes, problem, problems, issue, issues
"Gee—it's just like in the movies!"
Tags:cop, cops, police, police officer, noir, crime thriller, crime fiction, criminal, criminals, on the run, detective, detectives, killer, killers, murderer, murderers, horror, old school, old school horror, film, films, movie, movies, execute, executed, executioner, executioners, capital punishment, jail, jailed, criminal, death row, dead, dying, die, died, death
A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.
"Drowning. What's new with you?"
Grim Reaper goes grocery shopping
"Sorry, all the wings are standard."
"I died in my sleep."
"Please - no more specialists."
"I feel a draft."
"Does this make us bad parents?"
Tags:parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, parenting fails, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, father, fathers, bad dad, bad dads, bad mom, bad moms, bad mum, bad mums, bury the body, burying a body, hide the body, hiding the body, shallow grave, shallow graves, dead, died, death, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humour, killed, kill, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, manslaughter
"'Coulda, woulda, shoulda'... yeah, we get a lot of that."
God rolls dice
Tags:roll of the dice, rolling dice, roll dice, die, god, gods, man in the sky, giant hand, giant hands, random, randomness, chance, death, died, dying, die, luck, lucky, unlucky, no luck, gamble, gambling, gambling with lives, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses
"Honey! Netflix is streaming your dead uncle Edgar."
Neil Armstrong 1930-2012
"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."
Tags:console, consoles, consolation, consolations, death bed, death beds, high, marijuana, weed, medical marijuana, medical cannabis, morphine, liquid morphine, dark humor, death, dying moment, dying moments, bedside manner, dark humour, high as a kite, cheerful, comforting words, hospice, hospice care, hospice worker, hospice workers, palliative, palliative care