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"I know the doctor said this is only a bad cold, but in case he's mistaken I'd like to hear side eight of 'Der Rosenkavalier' one last time."
"If it's any consolation, toward the end he was high as a kite."
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"Ironically, it's sickle cell."
"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
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"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."
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"I always lived vicariously. Why can't I die vicariously?"
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'It doesn't look good. He's writing a farewell blog.'
"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."
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"We're letting him think there's a big media deathwatch."
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'Mind if I go in first?'
'Sure, as a young man I had dreams: fame, adventure...paying off my student loans.'
'Just in case I want you to shorten your bucket list down to just one thing you can do in this room.'
"I don't like his color."
"And, for God's sake, don't let anyone finish my novel!"
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"Any chance I could pop back in and put on a clean shirt?"
"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."
'Go to the light, Dasher, go to the light!'
"I want to be cremated and have my ashes sprinkled on the Republican Party."
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'I wish I'd spent more time on the internet.'
'All right then, we'll call yesterday's last words the next-to-last words.'
"Now we'll never know why he crossed the road."
"This is difficult for me to explain, so I brought a prop"
'I'd like to go raging into the night, but I don't feel up to it.'
'Whichever on of you is his life coach...he says you're fired.'
"I promised I'd be around long enough to reinvent and repackage each of you one more time, but the Big Talent Agent in the Sky seems to have other plans for me!"
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