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"Your 5 A.M. is here."
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'For my last meal, I can't decide between comfort or spicy food my doctor said to stay away from...'
"And make sure my last meal is gluten free."
"Death Row isn't quite what I'd imagined - everybody studying law as if their lives depended upon it."
"Good news Rockie, I've got a buyer for your shoes."
'I said before you pull the switch, would you mind if I passed a little gas?'
The Death Penalty.
"For your last meal, don't order Chinese. You'll be hungry again in an hour."
'Please can I just lick the bowl?'
Prisoner arriving on Death Row staring at map of directions to the terminal buildings.
'We got it on sale at IKEA!'
'Here's your last meal, Murdock - or, as we like to call it, your 'ciao chow.''
'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'
'Even you have good in you...if it is only to serve as a bad example.'
'Whoa. He just got his reprieve from the governor.'
'Hey buddy, why don't you get a life? Hahaha.'
'In accordance with California guild lines, I sentence you to death. You will be taken to death row where you will die of old age.'
Please Wait to be Seated.
The Last Meal Cook Book
"The warden will appreciate this. . . his toaster is on the blink."
"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."