Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"I wish I had spent more time responding to emails."
Tags:death, dead, die, died, dying, sick, sickness, ill, illness, hospital, hospitals, deathbed, death wish, death wishes, regret, regrets, said nobody ever, sarcasm, sarcastic, email, emails, emailing, responding, response, correspondence, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women
Hang gliding with Death
'A touch less rigour on the feedback next time, Stephen.'
'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'
'I'm not jumping ... this is the only WiFi hotspot in the building.'
'There goes another one. Perhaps we should look into that employee satisfaction thing.'
"I'd rather drown."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, stranded, island, islands, boss, bosses, drown, drowning, death wish, death wishes, dying wish, dying wishes, men, man, hate, hatred, problem, problems, obstacles, obstacle, swim, swimming, dictator, dictators
"Sometimes I feel like salting myself."
"I'm only going to the party because the suicide attempt failed."
"A suicide letter from my husband! He has jumped out of the window! Yahoo! I'm going to be a rich widow!"
"Sssh! It's okay, dear. Whenever a door closes. There are always plenty of windows left to jump out of."
'I'm coming in! The crowd's passion has rekindled my excitement for life!'
"I'll give you a hundred bucks if you write this one up."
Tags:dummy, dummies, suicidal, death wish, death wishes, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquy, cop, cops, creepy, creepiness, detective, detectives, murder, murders, homicide, homicides, crime scene, crime scenes, paperwork, bureaucracy, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films
"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."
Tags:teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, soft toy, soft toys, officer, officers, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, suicidal, death wish, death wishes, death-wish, death-wishes, ledge, talking down, talk down, talk-down, cuddle, cuddles, hug, hugs, toy, toys, depression, depressed, mental health, mental state
"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."
Tags:exec, execs, executive, executives, suicidal, death wish, death wishes, delegate, delegates, delegating, delegation, delegations, overworked, overwork, overworking, overworks, office job, office jobs, office worker, boss, bosses, stress, stressed, stressed out, stressfulness, corporate ladder, work-life balance, life-work balance, management, managements, manager, managers, leadership skill, leadership skills
"Just in case the conference call runs long."
Tags:hanging rope, hanging, hangings, noose, nooses, suicidal, death wish, death-wishes, death, deaths, suicidal, meeting, meetings, bored, boring, bored to death, board meeting, meets, conference, conference calls, workplace, work, dark humor, dark humour, long, drag, drags, dragging, corporate culture, death-wish, death wishes, conference call
'How long have you had this death wish?'
"How may I direct your call? Doctor-assisted or regular?"
Tags:assisted suicide, assisted suicides, euthanasia, assisted-suicide, assisted-suicides, helpline, helplines, crisis helpline, crisis helplines, crisis hot line, crisis hot lines, crisis hot-line, crisis hot-lines, doctor, doctors, depression, depressed, death wish, death wishes, mental health, mental state, mental illness, mental illnesses
"Wow! Do you think he would have jumped?"
"I'll be starting my presentation soon, if anyone wants to kill themselves would they do it now!"
Lemming with hang-glider.
Lemmings leap: 'Can you talk him into it, he's threatening not to jump...'
"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"