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"I wish I had spent more time responding to emails."
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'Dennis it doesn't have to be like this, we can cancel the dental appointment if you like.'
'I'm not jumping ... this is the only WiFi hotspot in the building.'
"I'd rather drown."
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"Sometimes I feel like salting myself."
"A suicide letter from my husband! He has jumped out of the window! Yahoo! I'm going to be a rich widow!"
"Sssh! It's okay, dear. Whenever a door closes. There are always plenty of windows left to jump out of."
'I'm coming in! The crowd's passion has rekindled my excitement for life!'
"I'll give you a hundred bucks if you write this one up."
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"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."
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"Damn it, Franklin - when will you learn to delegate."
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"Just in case the conference call runs long."
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'How long have you had this death wish?'
"How may I direct your call? Doctor-assisted or regular?"
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"I'll be starting my presentation soon, if anyone wants to kill themselves would they do it now!"
"Thanks, we're fine. We just thought the idea of running off a cliff was getting a little stale."
"Dedicated to his craft to the bitter end."
'Put this around your neck to make sure.'
"Not now, Boy!"
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"Take those stupid lemmings below, lock them up and put them on suicide watch!!"
"Forget the net! Find a really big frying pan."
'And here are some more photos of my luggage on the carousel.'