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"At this time the family is grieving and suing."
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"And sign here if you'd like to see his organs become more involved in community theatre."
Neil Armstrong 1930-2012
'Anyway, to make a long story short, the medical examiner who performed your autopsy was fired.'
"Are you sure he's dead? I thought it was just his Bill Murray routine."
Tags:dead, death, deaths, fake your own death, faking your own death, board meeting, boardroom, boardrooms, executive, executives, executive meeting, executive meetings, shareholder, shareholders, bore, bores, bored, boring, routine, routines, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, pulse, pulses, bored to death
"The Sudden, Sure Knowledge That One's Best Efforts Have Come To Naught."
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''Bye, honey...Go out there and knock 'em dead today!'
"As you know, Russian roulette is not a game to be taken lightly."
'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'
"Imagine! In the past year alone, Thomas Jefferson has learned to speak Swahili and play the glockenspiel."
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"Looks like you just missed Him."
Tags:ascension, ascensions, death, deaths, ascending, ascended, heaven, heavens, resurrection, resurrections, heavenly ascension, heavenly ascensions, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, corporate culture, corporate environment, appointment, appointments, bad timing, missed timing
Fruit Fly Photo Albums
Heading Towards the Sink-Erator...'Nooooooo!!'
A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.
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"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"
Worm getting smucked by golf club.
'When I type in your name plus sin, sir, there are over twenty million results.'
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
'It's just so tragic! For 30 years he runs his shop, and then one day he steps out of his door and WHAM!'
"I always lived vicariously. Why can't I die vicariously?"
Tags:living vicariously, lived vicariously, vicarious living, deathbed, deathbeds, death bed, death beds, surrogate, surrogates, surrogacy, deaths, dying, died, die, dies, life choice, life choices, fear of death, thanatophobia, phobia, phobias, avoidance technique, avoidance techniques, avoidance tactic, avoidance tactics
'It may already be too late.'
'Sorry, you've got to go back. I've got you penciled in for eight more months of suffering.'
"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
Tags:pet, pets, cat, cats, will, wills, death, dying, deathbed, death bed, deaths, everyone leave, leave, leaving, wish, wishes, final wish, final wishes, last wish, last wishes, final-wish, last-wish, final-wishes, last-wishes, cat, family, families, love, important, importance, priority, priorities