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Decline of the Roman Empire.
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'And this I take it is the bookkeeping department.'
'My pay cheque is late. I'm imposing economic sanctions.'
'Have you got the accounts right yet?' - 'Yes, but I had to put in three mistakes to make them balance.'
"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"
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'That's right! I want to contest an unauthorized charge to my credit card!'
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"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."
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'Every time my wife makes a move for the check book I get motion sickness.'
'I'm afraid I'll have to charge you an extra ?2.00 for not donating by direct debit.'
'Hold it - I was putting my card in upside down.'
'Automatically debiting your checking account has made our billing a much less invasive operation.'
Toilets / Bar at accountants conference labelled debits and credits.
'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'
'Do you have any bad debts this year?'
'Now remember, let me do the crying.'
'But you said it was a job for life.'
'I have a way of making £1000 from an investment of £10. Trouble is where do I get £10?'
'At least I understand the form this year.' - 'Perhaps it's time we improved it again.'
'How was it at the office today?'
'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'
'Where on earth have we gone wrong?'
"Will that be debit or debt?"
'We can't go on meeting like this. I'm losing too much interest.'