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'I have the results of your stress test, and to be on the safe side, I want you to stop looking at your 401k.'
The good old days of banking: 'Ok. . . now comes the tricky part.'
Santa Land: Low Credit Score and Good Credit Score.
'Wow, is this what we owe?'
"For our paper anniversary, he's going to assume my share of the national debt."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, old age, old people, ageing, aging, debt, in debt, paper anniversary, first year of marriage, anniversary, anniversaries, gift, gifts, present, presents, national debt
"My, Grandma, what crushing debt you have."
Tags:debt, in debt, debtor, accounting, accountant, accountants, retired, retirement, old age, the elderly, finance, financial management, money management, little red riding hood, red riding hood, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, big bad wolf, the big bad wolf, millennial, millennials, calculate, calculating, accounts book, accounts books, irresponsible, irresponsibility, immature, immaturity
"Who would ever have guessed that there'd be a golden age of debt?"
"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."
Tags:metaphor, metaphors, burst your bubble, business, businesses, bubble, bubbles, fail, failure, failures, failing, failed, failed business, men, businessmen, businessman, bankrupt, bankruptcy, financial bubble, finance, finances, financial, space, outer space, expression, saying, expressions, sayings, debt, debts, liquidation, liquidated, liquidate, insolvent, insolvency
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
Tags:banks, loans, lending, debt, debtors’ prison, debtors prison, debtors' prisons, debtors prisons, default, mortgage, financial crisis, economy, money, recession, prison, jail, phone calls, executives, default, bankrupt, credit default swap, credit default swaps, lend, lends, lending, loan, loans, loaning, mankoff
"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."
Tags:crimes, criminal, criminals, money, government, law and order, bank, banks, banking, check, checks, bounced check, bounced checks, bad check, bad checks, insufficient funds, loan, loans, debt, in debt, jail, jails, prison, prisons, white collar, white collar crime, white collar crimes, banker, bankers, non-sufficient funds
"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."
Tags:creditor, creditors, crediting, student, students, debt, debts, student debt, student debts, graduate, graduates, graduating, graduation, student loan, student loans, loan, loans, banking, big bank, big banks, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies, valedictorian, valedictorians, rising cost, rising costs, tuition, tuition fee, tuition fees, fee, fees, cost, costs, college, colleges, university, universities, overpriced, degree, degrees
Tags:loan, loans, loaned, lend, lends, credit, creditors, debt, debts, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, bank manager, banker, bankers, bank managers, financial advice, financial, advisor, financial advisors, beg, begs, begging, the flying maccoys, flying mccoys, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
AVCO Loan & Collection Co.
"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"
Tags:college, college education, education, educate, class, classes, dorm, dorms, college lifestyle, lifestyle, millennials, millennial, modern life, modern world, dependent, dependant, dependance, dependence, student, students, finance, finances, loan, loans, debt, in debt, meal plan, meal plans, university, universities, college student, america, american
'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'
"If debt is a measure of consumer confidence, we have become very confident indeed."
The Three Little Overextended Pigs
Tags:pig, pigs, little pigs, three, three little pigs, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's stories, children's story, fairy story, overextended, budget, budgets, budgeted, budgetted, debt, debts, debtor, debtors, tax, taxes, we, owes, owed, money, saving, savings, finance, financial crisis, downsize, down-size, down size, downsizing, down-sizing, down sizing, broke, flat broke, finances, anxious, anxiety, worry, worried, wolf, real estate, realtor, realtors, moving
"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, prediction, predictions, predicting, client, clients, customer, customers, chiromancy, palm reading, palm readings, palm reader, palm readers, palmistry, palmist, palmists, see the future, seeing the future, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, advice, money, finances, financial advice, financial venture, financial ventures, credit line, credit lines, line of credit, loan, loans, bank, banks, banking, debt, debts, credit, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, businessman, businessmen, business, line, lines, avoid, warning, warnings
"Your card is overwrought."
Tags:shopaholic, shopaholics, shopaholism, overspend, overspending, credit card, credit cards, credit card debt, overwrought, overworked, overworking, modern expectation, modern expectations, clothes shopping, debt, in debt, card declined, empty account, empty accounts, modern life, overdrawn, anxious, anxiety, overdraft, overdrafts
"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."
"I'd like some means to achieve my ends."
Tags:bank, banks, banking, loan, loans, credit, loan officer, loan officers, banker, bankers, loan office, loan offices, money, finances, customer, customers, borrower, borrowers, lender, lenders, debt, debts, personal finances, applying for a loan, means to an end, expression, expressions, wordplay, word play, play on words, modern life
'Graduating with a total college loan debt of $120,000, Marissa Kulver...'
"Tell you what I'll do—if that lady over there deposits a big chunk of dough, I'll give you some of it."
Tags:money, finances, personal finances, loan, loans, debt, debts, lender, lenders, loan company, loan companies, borrower, borrowers, borrowing money, lending money, loan officer, loan officers, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, betting, gambling, gambler, gamblers, deposit, deposits, sharing
"Now let's try it again, pal. You got the money?"
Tags:hole punch, hole puncher, hole punchers, paper hole punch, paper hole puncher, paper, hole punchers, ticket collector, ticket collectors, ticket, tickets, extortion, extort, bully, bullying, mob, mobs, gang, gangs, threaten, threatening, crimes, criminal, criminals, in debt, debt, debtor, creditor, debtors, creditors, menace, menacing, intimidate, intimidation, intimidating, scare, scaring
"I don't want stock options. I want you to pay your tab."