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Saving The Nation
'The important thing is that we stuck to our core values.'
'The clock is ticking here on Capitol Hill, and it appears to be a cuckoo clock.'
FINALLY! THEY GOT A DEAL!!
"The government's bi-partisan plan calls for raising the debt ceiling but also moving the decimal one point to the left."
'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'
"After the market crashed I wanted to shoot myself...but I couldn't afford the bullet."
Boehner Debt Ceiling Agreement