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AVCO Loan & Collection Co.
"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me - the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."
"You didn't think the nice people at the Rijksmuseum would give you this classy Vermeer and never collect, didja?"
'Could you call me back later? I'm in a meeting with a representative of the acme collection agency.'
'It's a bill collector!'
Top 10 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Instead of Collecting Late Payments
'If you've already sent in your payment, kindly disregard this friendly reminder.'
'We had to impound it until he pays for his wedding photos."
"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."
'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'
"I don't get it! The gas company sent my bill in Spanish!"
'Don't feel as though you have to hurry, I've just turned you bill over to a collection agency.'