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AVCO Loan & Collection Co.
"Hello, this is Johnny Deadbeat. I'm not home right now but my check is in the mail."
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"I'll be blunt. You don't have much time. In three days I'm turning this over to a collection agency."
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'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'
'I'm putting you in charge of overdue accounts.'
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
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'Faster! The auditors are half way down the hall!'
"Our records show that you unsubscribed to our company's e-newsletter. We need to have a little talk."
"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."
"It's simple, but it works for us!"
"She takes all the credit."
'The Donnallys lost their car, but you've got to admire the way they're meeting adversity.'
'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'
'Phones don't convey the menace ... I mean ... the personal touch of debt collection.'
"You didn't think the nice people at the Rijksmuseum would give you this classy Vermeer and never collect, didja?"
Tags:art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, art, vermeer, money, finances, loan, loans, debt, debts, lender, lenders, loan company, loan companies, borrower, borrowers, borrowing money, lending money, loan officer, loan officers, debtor, debtors, loan shark, loan sharks, art collector, art collectors, moneylender, moneylenders, money lending, debt collection, debt collections, collecting, debt collector, debt collectors, threat, threats, threatening
Trophies of debt collector's heads.
'It's a bill collector!'
'Why not consolidate your existing debts into one monthly repayment?'
"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."
Tags:lesson, lessons, life lesson, life lessons, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, tax, taxes, tax season, tax seasons, tax avoidance, tax avoidance scheme, taxation, pragmatic, pragmatism, pragmatist, pragmatists, behead, beheads, beheading, beheadings, beheaded, capital punishment, debt collector, debt collectors, king, kings, moneyed power, moneyed powers, murder, murders, murdering, kill, kills, killing
Top 10 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Instead of Collecting Late Payments
"A collection agency is threatening air strikes."
Tags:poor, poverty, money, finances, personal finances, middle-class, loan, loans, borrower, borrowers, credit, debt, debts, debt collector, debt collectors, collection agency, collection agencies, collection agent, collection agents, debt collection, threat, threats, threatening, military, air strike, air strikes, credit score, credit scores, economy, recession, modern life
'If you've already sent in your payment, kindly disregard this friendly reminder.'
Tax man has in/out desk boxes labeled, Billing and Hounding.
Tags:revenues, irs, inland revenue, tax collector, tax collection, tax collections, bill, bills, accountant, accounts, desk organizer, desk organizers, desk organiser, desk organisers, tax officer, tax officers, money, taxes, tax collectors, desk boxes, billing, hounding, debt collection, debt collector, debt collectors
David and Goliath(?)
'We had to impound it until he pays for his wedding photos."
Tags:collections, debt collections, debt problem, debt problems, debt collector, debt collectors, wedding photo, wedding photos, wedding photographs, debt collection, bad debts, impound automobiles, impounded car, wedding, weddings, wedding photography, bill collection, just married, hitched, hitched up, payment, pay up, wedding photographer, wedding photographers