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AVCO Loan & Collection Co.
"Hello, this is Johnny Deadbeat. I'm not home right now but my check is in the mail."
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"I'll be blunt. You don't have much time. In three days I'm turning this over to a collection agency."
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'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'
"If you won't tell us where the money is can you at least give us some sort of financial rescue plan?"
'I'm putting you in charge of overdue accounts.'
"He owed me a month's wages when he died and he's going to work it out."
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'Faster! The auditors are half way down the hall!'
"I wanted to pay my tax with a smile...but the inland revenue insisted I gave them cash."
"It's simple, but it works for us!"
"She takes all the credit."
'The Donnallys lost their car, but you've got to admire the way they're meeting adversity.'
"Great news! All of those bill collectors stopped hounding me - the hacker who stole my identity is being hounded by them now."
Tags:identity theft, identity thief, identity thieves, consumer protections, credit report, credit monitoring, bill collection, bill collectors, hackers, hacking, computer hackers, data security, internet crime, computer crimes, debt, debt collectors, debt collections, debtors, collection agency, collection agencies
'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'
'Phones don't convey the menace ... I mean ... the personal touch of debt collection.'
"You didn't think the nice people at the Rijksmuseum would give you this classy Vermeer and never collect, didja?"
Tags:art gallery, art galleries, art museum, art museums, art exhibit, art exhibits, art exhibition, art exhibitions, art, vermeer, money, finances, loan, loans, debt, debts, lender, lenders, loan company, loan companies, borrower, borrowers, borrowing money, lending money, loan officer, loan officers, debtor, debtors, loan shark, loan sharks, art collector, art collectors, moneylender, moneylenders, money lending, debt collection, debt collections, collecting, debt collector, debt collectors, threat, threats, threatening
'Could you call me back later? I'm in a meeting with a representative of the acme collection agency.'
Trophies of debt collector's heads.
'It's a bill collector!'
'Why not consolidate your existing debts into one monthly repayment?'
"There's a lesson for us. If you don't chop off a few heads now and then, you'll end up paying taxes."
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Top 10 Things I'd Rather Be Doing Instead of Collecting Late Payments
"A collection agency is threatening air strikes."
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'If you've already sent in your payment, kindly disregard this friendly reminder.'
Tax man has in/out desk boxes labeled, Billing and Hounding.
Tags:revenues, irs, inland revenue, tax collector, tax collection, tax collections, bill, bills, accountant, accounts, desk organizer, desk organizers, desk organiser, desk organisers, tax officer, tax officers, money, taxes, tax collectors, desk boxes, billing, hounding, debt collection, debt collector, debt collectors