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"If I have to ask permission for every bite, dearest, we'll be mating all day."
Tags:relationship, relationships, consent, consenting consents, feminism, feminists, feminist, #metoo, metoo, me too, mantis, praying mantis, praying mantises, mantises, mate, mates, consensual, permission, reproduction, insect, insects, animal, animals, decapitate, relationship, relationships, death, dying, died
"Honey, I lost 206 pounds overnight!"
"How thoughtful of them to have removed their heads!"
Tags:audience, audiences, service, quality, considerate, consideration, movie, movies, film, films, cinema, cinema-goers, movie-goers, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, thoughtfully, head, overhead, view, views, unobstructed, body horror, headless, decapitate, decapitated, decapitation, horror, horrify, normalise, normalize, normalised, normalized, modern life, expectations, modern world, date night
'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
"Look―I said I was sorry!"
Tags:apologize, apologizes, apologizing, apologise, apologises, apologising, apology, apologies, sorry, not enough, too little, too late, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, murdering, kill, kills, killer, killers, killing, wife, wives, headless, decapitate, decapitates, decaptitating, decapitation, decapitations, killer, killers, horror, scary story, scary stories, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, campfire story, campfire stories, spat, spats, row, rows, disagreement, disagreements, fight, fights, fighting, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors
"The spear is the least of my problems."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapy session, counsellor, counselling, counselor, doctor, doctors, consult, consultant, consultation, spear, spears, speared, decapitate, decapitated, decapitation, injury, injured, problem, problems, spear in the head, head trauma, trauma, traumatised, mental problems, mental health, war, wars, severe mental health problem, severe, severity
"Stop! Wait! Government's no longer the problem - it's the solution."
Tags:anarchy, anarchist, anarchists, chaos, monarch, monarchy, king, kings, royal, royalty, death sentence, chopping block, decapitate, decapitated, lawless, outlaws, outlaw, government, law, laws, law and order, rescue, to the rescue, leader, political leader, political leaders, politics, politician, politicians, rebel, rebels, rebellion
'Well, so much for Plan 'A'.'
Tags:robot, knight, knights, robots, mechanical, medieval, medieval knight, knighthood, monarch, christan church, defence, defend, battle, protect, protection, history, historian, historians, monarchy, dead, death, dying, killed, kill, broke, broken, break, decapitate, decapitated, castle, cathedral, sword, swords, armour, armor, suit of armor, suit of armour
"Make it look like natural causes."
"You need to grow your face back first."
Trump, Giuliani: oops, wrong turkey
Tags:turkey, turkeys, thanksgiving turkey, giuliani, rudy giuliani, turky controversy, turkish bank, turkish banks, decapitate, decapitates, decapitation, decapitaitng, axe, axes, axed, mistake, mistakes, mistaken idenitity, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump scandal, trump scandals, trump controversy, trump controversies
"Of course, at present Mademoiselle's neck is too long, but our Mr. Francis is going to change all that."
Tags:hairdresser, hairdressers, haircut, haircuts, beauty, beautician, beauticians, beautify, judgement, judgemental, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty parlor, beauty parlors, vintage beauty parlour, vintage beauty parlour, vintage beauty parlours, vintage beauty parlors, vintage, 1930s, 1940s, 1930, 1940cosmetic surgery, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, sinister, frightening, guillotine, guillotines, decapitation, decapitate
"There he goes – my great white whale."
'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'
"He ran around on me even after his head was cut off."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, marriage, married, cheat, cheater, cheaters, adulterers, adulterer, infidelity, death, dead, dying, died, die, decapitate, decapitated, chicken with it's head cut off, chicken, chickens, bird, birds, poultry, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals
'Great distance.Poor aim!'
'Here's my card. Don't forget to tell your friends.'
'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'
Win at wrestling.
Tags:win, winner, winners, won, winning, wrestle, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, wrestles, decapitation, decapitate, decapitations, decapitates, decapitated, easy win, panhandle, panhandling, panhandlers, panhandler, homeless, homelessness, begging, beggar, beggars, self esteem boost, self esteem, easy
Football player has head instead of ball.
'Mind if I head off a little early today?'
"All right, spit it out and let's try again."
"Everybody knows you dye your hair, Tom."