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"Look―I said I was sorry!"
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"There he goes – my great white whale."
'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'
'Is it supposed to do that?'
"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!"
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'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'
Lost your head unfairly - De-cap Lawyers For You.
"...and yes, you did take too much off the top!"
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'Jack the Ripper as a child.'
'I don't have to do this you know - I've got a masters in business administration.'
'Get well soon.'
'I wouldn't go in there right now if I were you.'
'Walk it off!'
'D you mind if I join you?'
'The beheadings will help build consenus.'
How Guinea Pigs are made.
'So how did your meeting with the boss go?'
Lose five to ten pounds - fast!
Headless ghost listening to ghetto blaster.
'Phew, that's a weight off my shoulders.'
'Thought I'd leave the ruff on.'