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Execution Fairground Attraction
"On the one hand, I know I could make more money if I left public service for the private sector, but, on the other hand, I couldn't chop off heads."
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'Oh for heaven's sake, woman, can't you use a knife like everyone else?'
"Look―I said I was sorry!"
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'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'
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"His Highness is changing his relationship status."
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"If it's any consolation, that was an amazing impression of the king."
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'You're right, there wasn't much blood getting to his head.'
Aiming the Head
Tags:basketball, basketball player, basketball players, hoop, hoops, basketball hoop, basketball hoops, net, nets, basketball net, basketball net, netball, guillotine, guillotines, assassination, assassinations, decapitation, decapitating, decapitations, capital punishment, execution, executions, executioner, executioners, punish, punishing, punishments, aim, aiming, practise, practice, practising, basketball practice, basketball practise, french revolution, the french revolution, historical beheading
"I lost my head, so I had to improvise..."
The Lion Tamer
A man cutting hair waits for a hairy man who is about to be decapitated.
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"I thought he was about to be knighted, too, didn't you?"
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"Anyone here seen Swazee''s head?"
'You can just forget about the cake.'
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'Mind if I head off a little early today?'
I deem thee sir...oops!
"He's energizing his base."
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'I'm sorry, Hargrove - But I'm afraid this time a simple reprimand just won't do.'
'Why is there a basketball goal up here?'
Executioner celebrating his work.
"Diving suit problem. Decapitate."