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"He's dead. Would you like his voice mail?"
"I scattered her ashes. Then I changed my mind."
Colonel Olin T. Hunt (Deceased)
"It's a very senior moment—he's dead."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, bedside manner, diagnosis, diagnoses, death, dead, deceased, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, senior moment, senior moments
"For Pete's sake—ask somebody!"
"Someone's misfiled Harrington."
Tags:filing, filed, files, filing cabinet, filing system, misfile, misfiled, offices, office politics, dead, deceased, died, body, bodies, corpse, morgue, morgues, mortuary, mortuaries, post mortem, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafioso, mafiosos, big boss, administrative, admin, administration, administrative work
'Say, this isn't so bad.'
"She really could shop."
"I just feel we'd know more people in Hell."
"Your mother wanted you to have this for good luck. It's her foot."
Tags:rabbit, rabbits, rabbits foot, rabbits feet, good luck, luck, lucky, good luck token, lucky token, lucky talismen, good luck tokens, lucky tokens, lucky talismens, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, deceased, lost, child, children, journey, difficult journey, difficult journeys, father, fathers, dad, dads, gift, gifts, present, presents, coming of age, growing up, train station, train stations
"He came with the office."
Mourner looking at a closed casket with a sign saying "View the deceased $2.50".
Tags:death, dead, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, memorial, memorials, memorial service, memorial services, funeral service, funeral services, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, view, viewing, viewings, deceased, money, pay, fee, fees, consumerism, commercialism, capitalism, mourner, mourners, mourning, grief, grieving, sign, signs
'It was an incredibly healing experience, but somehow, I still wound up dead!'
'Could it be under another name?'
"Sotheby's extends its deepest sympathies and wonders whether the deceased might have owned any early German Expressionist pieces."
Tags:death, deceased, condolences, sympathy, sympathies, regret, regrets, estate, estates, art, artist, artists, artwork, artworks, painting, paintings, painter, painters, auction, auctions, auction house, auction houses, art collector, art collectors, art appraiser, art appraisers, german, expressionist, piece, pieces, ethics, unethical, rude, improper, inappropriate, greed, greedy, avarice, buy, buying, sell, selling, cold calling, modern life
"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."
"Wrong line, buddy."
Tags:funeral, funerals, funeral home, wake, wakes, dead, death, dying, died, die, passed, passed away, celebration of life, remembrance of life, deceased, deceased person, deceased people, funeral procession, funeral processions, line, lines, buffet line, buffet, food, cannibalism, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, burial, burials, cremate, cremation, cremated, buried, funeral director, funeral directors, mourn, mourning, mourner, mourners, embalmer, embalmers, embalming
"No, he didn't suffer. That's my only regret."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, widow, widows, death, dead, suffer, suffering, regret, regrets, mourn, mourning, grief, grieving, funeral, funerals, photo, photos, photograph, photographs, deceased, passed away, memory, memories, bad wife, bad wives, mean-spirited, suffering husband, suffering husbands, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes
"When he was yelling stroke, stroke, stroke...I just thought he was counting!"
"He's still in therapy."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, funeral, funerals, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, still, life after death, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, corpse, corpse, dead body, dead bodies, deceased, dead, death, mental health, healthcare, health care, pointless, useless
"It's – it's Anderson! And he's taking it with him."
"He leaves behind a wife, two kids, three grandkids, and a 239-day streak on Duolingo."
"It' always tough when you lose someone."
"Let's now take a moment to remember those we've lost to dogs and roof gutters."
'Daisy had an amazing jumping ability. She jumped over fences and across streams...but it was her attempt to jump over the moon that brings me to why we're here today.'