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December 26th . . . The Returns
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"I'll be glad when the holidays are over."
Tags:holly wreath, holly wreaths, christmas, xmas, christmases, decoration, decorations, december, disgruntled, grinch, grinches, christmas spirit, xmas spirit, festive spirit, holiday blues, desk job, desk jobs, office job, office jobs, boss, bosses, holiday period, holiday season, grumpy, grumpiness, festive cheer, spoilsport, spoilsports, killjoy, killjoys
'We're looking for a sales manager that can take our sales momentum, during December and January, and carry it over for the year.'
'I wasn't in a bar!! I smell like smoke because I've been going down chimneys all flippin' night!'
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"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."
Tags:gym, gyms, fitness club, fitness clubs, health club, health clubs, fitness centre, fitness centres, fitness center, fitness centers, exercise, fitness, exercising, working out, spring, winter, december, holiday, holidays, abs, muscle, muscles, out of shape, out-of-shape, new year's resolution, new year's resolutions, christmas, xmas, new years, new year's
Tags:drinking, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, beer, wine, christmas tipple, christmas drink, christmas drinks, christmas, christmas time, christmas tree, christmas trees, december, festive season, the festive season, december fest, december fests, social drinking, social drinker, social drinkers, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
'Funny, every November, she always seems to find herself an overweight boyfriend with life insurance.'
Man on desert island hangs Christmas stocking on palm tree
Santa twiddles his thumbs as he waits for Christmas.
Where were you on the night of December 24th between 10pm and 5am
'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'
Shovels as Snow Shoes
Tags:snow, snow shoe, snow shoes, snow shovel, snow shovels, shovel, shovels, snowshoes, snowshoe, snow-shoe, snow-shoes, blizzard, blizzards, winter, wintertime, winter time, winter-time, december, january, february, improv, improvisation, improvising, problem solving, problem-solving, problem solver, problem-solver, problem solvers, problem-solvers
The Ghost of Christmas Post - a floating postman appears from a man's bedroom wall, two months late delivering his Christmas mail.
Yo ho ho!
Santa picks out a suitable light bulb for Rudolph's nose.
"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."
Tags:snow, snows, snowing, snow blower, snow blowers, blower, blowers, blow, blows, winter, winter weather, cold, cold weather, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, chill, chills, chilly, homecare, home care, false god, false gods, convenience, convenient, winter season, winter seasons, december, january, february
Studio in December
'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'
"I need to use it. My red nose is not that bright anymore."
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'You're out of key, and you've totally picked the wrong number for your vocal range. Face it, you'll never make it as carol singers'
'I'd like to spend November and December in a foreign country.'
'Oh hello. Don't mind me. With all that stuff about the world ending I just thought I'd call round a bit earlier this year.'
'You've never decorated a Christmas tree before, have you dear?'