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How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.
'I wasn't in a bar!! I smell like smoke because I've been going down chimneys all flippin' night!'
'This is going to be a long night.'
'After thousands of miles and millions of homes, I finally get to rela...'
'Now go to sleep or Santa won't come. Or if he does come, it'll be just to give you a wedgie.'
'December 25, in a far-off, heathen land...' 'What I would give for a day off this time of year.'
Christmas Day 2011 is a Sunday - Not a day of rest for Santa!
'Wise Men indeed! We set out to find a King and we end up with a kid in a manger...'