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"All I did was shift one lousy decimal point."
'The government announced that to reduce the budget deficit, it will move the decimal two points to the left.'
'Sorry about that, sir. The decimal point was in the wrong place.'
'In the future, Clayton, always make sure you have your decimal points correctly placed.'
'When I was hired here, they promised me a six figure salary. I guess they were counting the digits to the right of the decimal.'
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"How many spaces does a decimal point have to move before it's officially called a paradigm shift?"
'In economic news, stocks and interest rates declined, but the decimal point stayed steady.'
'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.'
"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."
"When you say you earn mid six figures, does that include the decimal?"
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'This good news is that I am prepared to offer you a six figure annual salary. The bad news is that it included the decimal.'
"We had decimals today and I think they've followed me home!"
"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."
"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplaced decimal."
"All those in favour of moving the decimal point..."
'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'
"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"
Let's hope they don't notice we've moved the decimal point to the right.
'You were right. I had a misplaced decimal point.'
'When you say yiu make mid six figures, does that include the decimal?'
'I was an accountant who used a mobile decimal point.'
'Books balanced yet?' - 'Yes, except for the decimal point.'
'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'
'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'