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'But do you love me more than 'words with friends'?'
'Did we do something to upset the neighbors?'
"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."
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An artist paints "I love you."
"Damn long-winded Jefferson."
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"Don't you understand? I love you! I need you! I want to spend the rest of my vacation with you!"
Declaration of Independence - 'Can I borrow a pen?'
"Anything to declare, aside from personal bankruptcy?"
'It's great to see someone Yogi Berra-ish on the market.'
The not so secret life of Walter Mitty
"Anything else to declare, gentlemen?"
"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."
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"Sorry about declaring, Syd, but I needed to pee."
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''Consent of the governed'? -- Okay, but we'll need a lot of soft money.'
'This means war!'
''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'
''Consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'
"If x is the set of all men that love you, then I am a member of x."
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"Well, that's how 68% of the voting shares feels - does anyone feel differently?"
"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"
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'How come never anything about Founding Mothers?"
'Let's reward this 'Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happening Hotties' part.
'We now have enough nuclear weapons to blow up the earth sixteen times, which should finally take care of the mole problem in my front yard!'
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'I hate hump day!'
United States Constitution.