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"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"
'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'
"I'm thinking of having her declawed."
"We had her declawed, but she's still impossible."
"How can I even start to scratch the surface of my problems? I'm declawed!"
'A gift certificate to get my nails done for an anniversary gift? I'm declawed!'
"We'll need to declaw the cat."
"Claws? Or no claws?"
"Of course their house looks nice...they're declawed."
'She has to stay inside. She just had her nails done.'
'We could always start again from scratch. No, wait, that won't work. We're declawed.'
"And this is where we decided to have Mister Purrkins declawed."
'Having him declawed hasn't stopped him from being a great mouser.'
"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"
'...we're having you declawed.'
"I can't wait for you to meet Mr, Whiskers He just got declawed, so don't be surprised if he's still a little angry,,,"
'Declawed? I like that. The last guy who held this position scratched the heck out of his cubicle.'
'You get kickbacks from Al's Sofa City, don't you, Fluffy?'
'I'm declawed, but I found an app that'll scratch up the furniture for me.'
'Will there be any difference in my ability to text after I'm declawed?'
"I thought I was going for a pedicure. Little did I know they were going to declaw me."
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'Women love their nails, so next time she suggests you get fixed, tell her only if she gets declawed.'
'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'
'We've just been declawed and a new couch is delivered: Not a coincidence if you ask me...'
'Careful, he might have been declawed, but he still knows Karate...'