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"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"
'A gift certificate to get my nails done for an anniversary gift? I'm declawed!'
'She has to stay inside. She just had her nails done.'
'We could always start again from scratch. No, wait, that won't work. We're declawed.'
'Having him declawed hasn't stopped him from being a great mouser.'
"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"
'...we're having you declawed.'
'Declawed? I like that. The last guy who held this position scratched the heck out of his cubicle.'
'I'm declawed, but I found an app that'll scratch up the furniture for me.'
'Will there be any difference in my ability to text after I'm declawed?'
"I thought I was going for a pedicure. Little did I know they were going to declaw me."
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'We've just been declawed and a new couch is delivered: Not a coincidence if you ask me...'
'Careful, he might have been declawed, but he still knows Karate...'
'I'll teach my master for having me declawed.'
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'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'
'Rasputin has been declawed: Pass it on...'
"We'll let you stay on but you're being declawed."
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