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"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
Tags:psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, mental health, decline, declines, declining, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, deterioration, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis
A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"
Wall Street Down
Tags:wall street, finance, financial crash, financial crashes, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, recession, the recession, recessions, double-dip recession, double dip recession, stock exchange, stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, shares, share, failing, failure, stats, statistics, occupy wall street, drain, drains, down the drain, failure, breakdown, breakdowns, collapse, collapses, decline, declines
"The dip in sales seems to coincide with the decision to eliminate sales staff."
Tags:sales, staff, downsize, downsizes, downsizing, restructure, restructures, restructuring, corporation, corporate, profit, profits, profit margin, profit margins, decline, declines, declining, sales decline, sales declines, shrink, shrinks, shrinking, workforce, workforces, work forces, work force, chart, charts, layoff, layoffs, lay-off, lay-offs, laid off
"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"
Tags:spin, spins, spinning, profit, profits, profiting, third quarter, chart, charts, presentation, presentations, positive spin, positive spins, boardroom, boardrooms, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, business presentation, business presentations, huckster, hucksters, decline, declines, declining, slowdown, slowdowns, bankrupt, bankruptcy, bankruptcies
"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"
Tags:church, churches, consumer, consumers, consumerism, consumerist, agenda, agendas, retail, retailer, retailers, commercialism, commercial district, commercial districts, estate agent, estate agents, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, letting agent, letting agents, selling point, selling points, sell out, sells out, selling out, declining, decline, declines, church attendance, religious
"I'm from the future."
Tags:future, possible future, climate change, global warming, decline, declines, declining, civilization, civilizations, breakdown, breakdowns, breaking down, economic collapse, economic collapses, time travel, time traveler, time travelers, time machine, time machines, time traveller, time travellers, time travelling, caveman, cavemen, societal collapse, nuclear holocaust, nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi
The New Abnormal
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, nuclear family, nuclear families, conjugal family, conjugal families, elementary family, elementary families, marriage, marriages, divorce, divorces, separation, separations, divorce rate, divorce rates, depopulation, birthrate, birthrates, declining population, declining, decline, declines, abnormal, unusual, social issues, social problems
"If I can't find someone else to blame, you're next!"
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, blame, blames, blaming, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, chain of command, underling, underlings, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, upper management, hierarchy, hierarchies, corporate hierarchies, corporate hierarchy, corporate structure, profit, profits, profit margin, profit margins, negative profit, negative profits, decline, declines, recession, recessions, elite, elites, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, blame game, blame games, downturn, economic downturn
"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."
'The economic downturn just proves we were ahead of our time...'
"We used to make things in this country—like license plates."
Tags:prison, prisons, complain, complaints, irony, ironic, licence plates, inmate, inmates, forced labour, forced labor, gus harrison correctional facility, michigan, history, historical, decline, industrial decline, declining, declines, production, produces, nationalist, nationalism, nationalistic, criminal, criminals
'How can this be happening!?!'
"Until the numbers improve I'm suspending the group hug.''
Tags:group hug, group hugs, hug, hugs, hugging, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, pda, pdas, personal display of affection, personal displays of affection, downturn, downturns, board room, board rooms, meeting, meetings, executive, executives, stockholder, stockholders, stock, stocks, profit, profits, decline, declines, declining, hardship, hardships, economic hardship, display of affection, displays of affection, consequence, consequences
'They DID turn the economy around.. this is its ASS END!'
"Perhaps we could ﬁnd a way to redeﬁne 'proﬁt.'"
Tags:profit, profits, profiting, loss, losses, innovate, innovates, innovating, innovation, innovations, innovator, innovators, boardroom, boardrooms, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, sales, decline, declines, declining, business decline, business declining, downturn, downturns, economic downturn, idea man, idea men, solution, solutions, outside the box, think, thinks, thinking, thinker, thinkers, corporation, corporations, corporate profit, corporate profits
'My recommendation is to GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!'
'Fortunately, right here I was able to find a scapegoat.'
"Oh, stop your frettin'"
Tags:fretting, fret, frets, worrying, worry, worries, profit, profits, loss, losses, catastrophic losses, board room, board rooms, board, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, business, bad business, bad for business, board meeting, board meetings, texas, texan, texans, cowboys, cowboy, cowboy hat, cowboy hats, stetson, stetsons, cowboy businessmen, cowboy businessman, decline, declines, declining, declining profits
"And so as a hedge against this trend, the directors have decided to invest heavily in red ink."
"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."
Tags:10000 steps, ten thousand steps, daily minimum, daily minimums, technicality, technicalities, privilege, privileged life, privileged lives, decline, declines, easy way, easy ways, easiest way, easiest ways, downhill, down slope, down slopes, exercise, exercising, regular exercise, doctor recommendation, doctor recommendations
"Today stocks dropped on the theory that the higher stocks rise, the greater the chances they will fall."
Tags:stock market, stock markets, stocks, stocks and bonds, rise, rises, rising, fall, falls, falling, bear market, bear markets, bull market, bull markets, law of averages, stock price, stock prices, stock drop, stock drops, decline, declines, increase, increases, investor, investors, investment, investments, stockbroker, stockbrokers, panic, panics
The Crummiest Generation
Tags:the greatest generation, world war ii, world war ii veteran, wwii, veteran, veterans, vet, vets, boomer, boomers, baby boomer, baby boomers, the worst generation, generation, generations, vegetarian food, vegetarian foods, cultural decline, cultural declines, decline, declines, devolve, devolves, devolution
"Any volunteers to sell their souls to Satan?"