Decomposing Cartoons and Comics

"There's a very good chance he's dead."

"Why, there's nothing wrong with the old gentleman—his heart is as sound as a dollar!"

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

In the coroner's office: 'Jesus!...Have you farted?!'

"No Madam, Bach is not still composing. He's decomposing."

"You're right, he does smell, and then there's the flies. But on the plus side, we never argue over the remote anymore."

'Not mad cow disease again! I'm cancelling tonight's steak dinner.'

'Plastic doesn't rot.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Vultures complaining in a restaurant: 'This carrion is fresh!'

Hitting an apple core into the compost heap.

Heat and Food Poisoning

"I told you not to bite into artificial joints!"