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A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J
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'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'
'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'
"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."
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"They're doing inspections-get the throw pillows in order."
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Tags:plant, plants, house plant, house plants, indoor plant, indoor plants, bonsai, bonsais, bonsai tree, bonsai trees, logger, loggers, lumberjack, lumberjacks, lumber-jack, lumber-jacks, woodcutter, woodcutters, wood-cutter, wood-cutters, woodcutting, deforestation, green issues, ecofriendly, eco friendly, eco-friendly, environmental issues, ornamental plant, ornamental plants, decorate, decorations, interior decoration, interior, interiors, green house, green houses, hot house, hot houses, greenhouse, greenhouses, green-house, green-houses, truck, trucks, automobile, automobiles, vehicle, vehicles, miniature people, miniature humans, tiny people, tiny humans, scale, perspective, millennial, millennials, plant mad, plant crazy, nature, natural, gardening, gardener, horticulture, horticulturist
"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."
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"I suppose owning everything in the world gives him a certain cachet."
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Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.
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The Easter Bunny plays three card monte with Easter egg.
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'Coach is in a meeting. He's going over patterns with his receivers.'
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"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"
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The Velcro at Home
"Next session, I get the Eames and YOU get the Stickley."
Tags:chair, chairs, sofa, sofas, couches, couch, recliner, recliners, reclining, recliner chair, recline, therapy, eames, stickley, luxury, luxuries, decor, decorate, furniture, furnish, furnishing, furnishings, comfort, comfortable, comforting, comforts, sitting, sit, seat, seating, seats, therapist, therapists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatric, uncomfortable, uncomfy, comfy, uncomfortably
"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."
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'Everything in the house is from Ikea. Including my husband, Dave.'
Man dressed as Christmas tree.
A painter has painted himself into a tight spot and is stuck.
"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."
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"Look, darling - two pieces of old rug, nailed to our slippers, and Hey Presto! - no need for expensive carpets...!!"
"As soon as those rug samples come back from the lab I want to get them over to my decorator."
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'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'
Suddenly Jeff Wished He Hadn't Changed His Desktop Wallpaper.