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A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
Tags:airline pilot, pilot, army, personnel, decorated, decorated officer, officer, official, armed forces, sergeant, corporal, major, general, generals, door, doors, card, key card, keycard, key cards, keycards, made in china, quality, manufacturing, manufacturing quality, quality assurance, lock, locked, locked out, technology, tech, security, secure, quality check, qa, q a, q.a, build quality, chinese industry, industry, china, chinese, american industry, industrial, mass produce, mass produced, mass-produce, mass-production, industrial superiority, made in america, made in, american manufacturing, manufactured, manufactured in america
'I got you something to save time this Christmas.'
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, present, presents, gift, gifts, save time, saves time, time saver, time savers, christmas light, christmas lights, tangle, tangles, tangled, tangling, wire, wires, mess, messes, messy, decoration, decorations, decorated, decorating, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'
'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'
"So how's married life?"
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"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"
Tags:midwest, quality of life, married life, marriage, modern life, apartment life, urban life, urban living, home, homes, house, houses, decor, decoration, decorated, interior, interiors, interior design, refurbish, refurbishment, refurbishments, refurbishing, redo, property, real estate, middle america, under his nose, under her nose, messy, mess, poor, poverty, within means, within their means, kitchen, kitchens, bedroom, bedrooms, untidy
"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."
"I have more underneath."
Tags:army, armies, military, militaries, medal, medals, navy, navies, airforce, air force, officer, officers, captain, captains, general, generals, commander, commanders, decorated, decorated officer, award, awards, awarded, brag, bragged, brags, bragging, dinner party, party, parties, guests, guest, strange guest, ouch
'Coach is in a meeting. He's going over patterns with his receivers.'
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'Man, they sure know how to rub it in.'
George Washington at Christmas: 'I can not tell a lie.'
"Anytime I've ever been asked 'What do you want, a medal?' I've said yes."
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"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."
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'Sorry dude - you haven't finished paying for last year's tree yet.'
A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.
Tags:movie, movies, film, films, film buff, film buffs, movie buff, movie buffs, cinephile, cinephiles, decoration, decorations, decorated, veteran, veterans, cocktail, cocktail party, cocktail parties, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, general, generals, favorite film, favorite films, war film, war films, war movie, war movies, classic, classics, classic cinema
'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'
'Lord, what have they done to him? He made his own bed!'
'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'
A limousine leaving a wedding ceremony has a sign on the back saying "Gabe and Mary to be featured in the Vows Column of the Sunday Times”.
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'Stop looking at the Christmas tree that way!'
'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'
'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'