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A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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A highly decorated Christmas tree
"We're looking for something for our panic room."
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"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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'I got you something to save time this Christmas.'
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'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'
'Maybe dad shouldn't have been carving the pumpkin while his team was losing on TV.'
"So how's married life?"
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"I'm getting a little itchy to redo the bedroom!"
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"This one's for not asking, and this one's for not telling."
"I have more underneath."
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"We're slipping you this decoration, K-43, in recognition of your distinguished service in military intelligence."
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'Coach is in a meeting. He's going over patterns with his receivers.'
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'Man, they sure know how to rub it in.'
George Washington at Christmas: 'I can not tell a lie.'
"Anytime I've ever been asked 'What do you want, a medal?' I've said yes."
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"Roger, I think it's time we had a little talk about the birds and the bees."
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'Sorry dude - you haven't finished paying for last year's tree yet.'
A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.
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'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'
'Lord, what have they done to him? He made his own bed!'
'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'
A limousine leaving a wedding ceremony has a sign on the back saying "Gabe and Mary to be featured in the Vows Column of the Sunday Times”.
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