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"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"
"Your mother is becoming more and more incomprehensible to me."
"I thought he dyed and went to Heaven."
"You're not really going out dressed like that, are you?"
Easters Eggs being colored by standing in a rainbow
"What I don't get is how one minute we're a symbol of new life and the next minute we're a sandwich."
'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'
"Sorry, I can't sell them. People only buy abstracts and neutrals now."
'They taste like chicken. Young chicken.'
"So, here's the deal...you give me all your eggs, and I paint them; put them in this basket, and them where no one can find them. After Thanksgiving, I set them all free! Deal?"
"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."
"Every Easter I become a basket case."