Decoys Cartoons and Comics

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

Decoys. Decoys.

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"There's a complication, Commander. It appears the enemy has several decoy birthday parties."

"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."

Ten Months Later

Escaping the Office

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"Come on, fella! loosen up! It's a party!"

"Most realistic decoy I've ever seen!"

'He's at it again. I told you he was a stool pigeon.'

"He was a great-looking guy and a fabulous listener. A month later I found out he was a decoy."

'This is your list for Santa?? A corvette? A 50' TV?. . . If you don't become an ambulance chasing lawyer. . . you've missed your calling.'

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

'Oh, crap. I did not see that coming.'

'Paw, it's been two days and the varmints haven't even been blinked.'

'The other way! that play went the other way! ... That's a decoy!'

Extremely short-staffed this year, the IRS turns to decoys to bolster the threat of an audit.

To help reduce foul language, many golf course have begun to use nun decoys.

'It's time you knew. This is a cardboard cut out of Ward Cleaver. Your real father's been in the basement for the last two years watching Three Stooges videos.'

'Remember... Don't get cocky.'

Not wanting to look like a loser for eating alone in the cafeteria, Lyle brought along his new Inflatable Lunch Pal.

To avoid dog bites whenever he jogged, Ken wore his decoy ankles.

Crocodile Ambush

"Hey you! Put it back!"