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"Owning to an unforeseen dip in the fiefdom's population, we regret that we must once again raise taxes."
'I have been chosen but I don't know what for!'
Trump - Nailed it
"Decrees are old fashioned. I now rule by tweets."
'Bucky, I decree your head sign to be...Moose!'
'Don't think of it as a famine - Think of it as a comprehensive weight-loss plan!'
'Oh, that stays here too, dear. You might need to read that prenup again mister!'
''Hear ye, hear ye!' - I mean, 'Once upon a time,...'
"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"
'They're automating the bottling process? Why? Just yesterday, me and my team managed to cork four bottles.'