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"I kept hoping the picture would get old and repulsive looking, instead of me, but it didn't work out that way."
Tags:grotesque, horror, dorian gray, oscar wilde, the picture of dorian gray, literature, classic, book, books, novel, novels, painting, paintings, art, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, old age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, ugly, loss of beauty, unattractive, wrinkles, grey hair, gray hair, decrepit, handsome, young, youth, beauty, attractive, unrealistic expectation, unrealistic expectations
"Ms. Howard, get me some connective tissue."
Tags:ageing, connective tissue, elderly, elderly man, elderly men, old man, old men, decrepit, past your best, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, medical procedure, medical procedures, male pale stale, intercom, secretary, secretaries
"The house next door is similar to this one but not quite as grand."
Recommended Tests for ages 21+
Tags:age, ages, aging, ageing, grow old, grows old, growing old, getting old, break down, breaks down, breaking down, breakdown, breakdowns, decrepit, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, self-conscious, self-consciousness, full body scan, full body scans, checkup, checkups, doctor appointment, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, test, medical test, medical tests, medical testing
"The way BnB described it, I thought a a room in the Taj Mahal would be a little nicer."
Tags:hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms, taj mahal, india, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, luxury, luxurious, mislead, misleads, misleading, misled, motel, motels, motel room, motel rooms, decrepit, lousy condition, lousy conditions, bnb, bed and bath, bed and baths, online service, online services, online booking service, online booking services, ecommerce
Tags:spring cleaning, cleaning, house, mothers, spring, butter, pathetic, chipped, grimy, outdated, mildewed, broken, tragic, greasy, old, bent, needs repair, worn, horrible, shabby, dull, moth-eaten, yellowed, cobwebbed, dusty, torn, cheesy, ugh, stained, crumbling, grody, wee, decrepit, worse, mess, messes, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, clean, cleans
Things you say when you are officially old...
Tags:grandfather, sayings, things old people say, officially old, kit and caboodle, get off my lawn, snazzy cardigan, keep your britches on, old people saying, mother, old, senior citizen, old lady, geezer, geriatric, elder, veteran, old fogey, old timer, decrepit, elderly, old age, ancient, senile, retired, golden years, malt shop, five and dime, shrinkage, osteoporosis, senior citizens home
Things you say when you are officially old...
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Air bag on a Zimmer frame.
'My nose is getting longer and I'm not lying!'
"Dude, thanks for hosting the haunted house at your place!"
Tags:baldo, haunted house, haunted houses, extra money, make money, making money, halloween, halloween decoration, halloween decorations, working class, working classes, stray cats, decrepit, decrepit house, decrepit houses, uncared for, working class, working classes, poor maintenance, poorly maintained, health hazard, health hazards
Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher...'
Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher! Unzip that fly and get some soup stains on that cardigan...'
'Would it be worse if I died young and healthy or old and decrepit?' - 'Hmmm...' - 'How about young and decrepit?' - '' - 'Why are you here, again?' - 'To help you brainstorm.'
Doctors Retirement Home
It's also a listed building.
"Face it, darling - you've reached that 'funny age...'"
Tags:clown, clowns, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, entertainers, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, middle-age, entertainer, funny age, middle age, old age, grumpy, wife, husband, pierrot, armchair, being old, elderly, aches and pains, jester, march of time, senile, decrepit, jesters, old age, old-age