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"I'd like to dedicate this next song to all those who thought they'd loved and lost only to find out years later that it was just some sort of scheduling conflict."
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"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."
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'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'
'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'
'This next song goes out to my great-great grandfather, whose tusks I'm playing on.'
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'This makes ten years without a sick day!'
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Statue of 'Mom' next to a statue of 'Apple Pie'.
'This book is dedicated to my beautiful wife. She is highly intelligent, gifted, caring and perfect in every way. I could not live without her. She also writes my book dedications.'
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'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'
'I'm a street musician... sort of.'
'I'm a little worried about the dedication to His Satanic Majesty, Bishop.'
'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'
'You've given us twenty years of dedicated service... but frankly we've used you up.'
'He's been with me for a long time... he was my first ulcer.'
'Don't bother showing me your tattoo of the company logo... you're still fired.'
"This next song is about working for the woman."
'I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death.'
Tree of hearts,
"You're the most dedicated guy in the company, Bob. I don't know how you do it."