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'She actually tried to donate her body to Library Science, but all they could use was her spine and appendix.'
'Listen, I'm sure janitorial work is fascinating, and it's very generous offer... it's just that we're pretty selective about whose papers we archive here at Harvard.'
"I'd like to dedicate my next song to that delightful little table in the corner."
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Santa gets a Christmas themed tattoo.
"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."
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"This song is dedicated to our parents, and is in the form of a plea for more adequate supervision."
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"This next song is for everyone who has ever been incarcerated."
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"Can't you get enough overtime?!"
'We're calling him Noah...'
'It's just a familiarity we like to go through with new employees.'
Tags:angler, anglers, angling, fishing, fishermen, fisherman, fishing trip, fishing trips, fishing rod, fishing rods, fishing hook, fishing hooks, fishing jargon, fishing terms, fishing language, hobby, pastime, pastimes, gut, guts, bad weather, storm, storms, stormy weather, stormy conditions, gale, gales, dedication, dedicated, dedications, thelwell
'I'm so dedicated that I decided just to tattoo my name tag on.'
'This next song is for all the people out there who came to hear me sing.'
'This next tune goes out to anyone who's ever choked on a steak bone.'
"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."
"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."
"I can't give you a raise, no matter how much I appreciate all the songs you keep dedicating to me."
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"It helps me stay focused."
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"This next piece is dedicated to all of you walking by too busy to listen to it."
'If you ask me, Dulin is too dedicated to this job.'
'It reminds me of the Statue of Liberty. I see the tired, poor, and huddled masses.'
'This next song goes out to my great-great grandfather, whose tusks I'm playing on.'
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"He's here early and he stays late. I don't know if he's dedicated or just homeless."
'This book is dedicated to my beautiful wife. She is highly intelligent, gifted, caring and perfect in every way. I could not live without her. She also writes my book dedications.'
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'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'