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"Insurance covered the broken ankle, but the deductible was painful."
'Sorry, but under-the-table donations aren't tax deductible.'
"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."
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The epitaph on a headstone reads "Art Farkas - October 8, 2012 - I didn't even reach my deductible."
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"The good news is that your sexual harassment expenses are still deductible."
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'Sorry, but under the table donations aren't tax-deductible.'
'For the right price, I could find a way to make bribes deductible.'
'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'
Procrastination is not tax deductible.
'Your health plan covers everything but your deductible is equal to your net worth.'
'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'
"Congratulations...your cholesterol is lower than your copay."
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"It's a card from your insurance company. It says, get well quickly or we'll raise your premiums."
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"This one also has high copays and high deductibles, but you get unlimited Get Well cards."
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"Under our health care plan, you get low premiums, a low deductible and a free, yearly probe."
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"Figures, doesn't it? I've been perfectly healthy since I've met my deductible."
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'Certainly I expect to deduct the diet clinic. The lean and hungry look is for business purposes.'
"Have I met my deductible yet?"
'All profits go directly to charity'
'Okay, you can deduct your daughter, but you can't deduct your daughter's imaginary playmate.'
'The boys in accounting used to give me a hard time about ordering a $1,000 bottle of wine - until I invited them along.'
'Do you cover the deductible?'
'Do you cover the deductible?'
'I understand you cover the deductible?'