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"Perhaps THESE are what you're looking for, Professor Moriarty?"
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'Sorry, but under-the-table donations aren't tax deductible.'
All profits go directly to charity
'Mr Reynolds, you can't count your litter box as a deduction just because you do your business there.'
'But on the bright side, I was able to find a loophole that should solve your little tax problem.'
New I.R.S. Guidelines
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PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'
"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."
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'About this deduction for robbing the rich and giving it to the poor...'
'You deducted whoopie cushions as a business expense Just what kind of business are you in, Mr, Quincy'
"Do you want to do that hilarious thing where we read the itemized deductions and then say 'in bed'?"
Procrastination is not tax deductible.
"That $20 deduction is for new benefits ? like the $10 raise you just got."
'Even if your dog does do 'His Business' in your basement, you still can't deduct it as office space.'
"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."
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'Congress presented its report on simplifying the tax code today - it's 4,385 pages long.'
"Notice how the rug really ties the crime scene together."
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'I'm the only kid on the block whose parents deduct a 'management fee' from his allowance.'
"Amazing deduction, Holmes!"
"Alimentary, Dr. Watson, alimentary."
"I have a home office. Can I deduct trips to the kitchen and bathroom?"
"I don't know whether to be mad because you want to disallow my trip to the lake, or flattered because you think there was something fishy about it."
'You can keep the payroll -- I just want the payroll deductions!'
"You're interdenominational, you attend the electronic church, and you want to deduct your channel changer as transportation. Have I got that right?"
"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."
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