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'Sixty eight seconds. Pretty weak, Dad.'
"I hope this is enough fibre to get us through the winter."
George's invention to wake deep sleepers was proving to be successful.
"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"
Anesthetists always get a good nights sleep.
Hypnotist - "You are going into a deeeep sleeep"
Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.
"He snores from October to May!"
"What do you mean the company's been relocated and the building demolished...?! That must have been some nap!"
"No! I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"
"Some people give TV shows a thumbs up or a thumbs down. My dad gives shows a snoring or no-snoring."
'I'm going to hibernate in another cave. You have sleep apnea and your snoring kept me up all of last winter.'
Man sleeping under a grass blanket.
Debbie attaches her husband to a proprietary dream monitor to make sure he doesn't cheat on her in his sleep.
'Turn over, Zorro!'