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Quaint "country style" ass-whooping $1
"He's from Texas."
Tags:deathbed, terminal, death, dead, die, died, dying, dies, religious, god, religions, religious imagery, hell, hellish, after life, after-life, afterlife, life after death, underworld, under world, hades, demon, horn, horns, horned, texas, texan, bigger in texas, do it big in texas, big, bigger is better, cowboy, cow boys, southern, southerners, deep south, region, regions, regional, south america, america
"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."
Tags:western, westerns, cowboy, cowboys, country, country singer, country music, music, musician, musicians, musical, musically, guitar, guitars, ten gallon hat, 10 gallon hat, cowboy hat, play on words, word-play, word play, headache, rebuff, married life, marriage, date, dates, dating world, heartache, ache, headache, country and western, country western, south, southern, deep south, rebuff, sad song, sad songs, depressing, depressing song, depressing songs, breakup song, breakup songs
"Do you know how distracting it is when you spin the chamber on that revolver?"
Tags:distraction, distractions, distracting, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, redneck, rednecks, white trash, gun enthusiast, gun enthusiasts, gun, guns, violent, violence, gun control, right to bear arms, second amendment, deep south, bible belt, gun law, gun laws
"Mr. Blanny has suggested that, this being almost September, and he finished late getting the storm windows in place, perhaps it would give us a chance to catch up if we skipped replacing them with the screens and go right into winter with the storm windo
General Store Modernises
Tags:tech, technology, internet, the internet, consumerism, consumer culture, consumers, consumer, world wide web, www, dot com, dotcom, general store, store, general stores, sign, signs, signage, computer, computers, store, country, the country, midwest, mid west, mid-west, wild west, western, westerns, old west, deep south, southern, the south, southerners, southerner, modernise, modernised, modernises, modernizes, modernized, modernize, porch, porches, on the porch, sitting on the porch, storefront, shop, shops, shopping, upgrade, upgrades, upgrading, culture, culture clash
Tags:yank, yankee, yankees, whack-a, whack, whack a, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, cliche, cliches, mid west, south, the south, southern, southerners, deep south, texan, texas, texans, word play, play on words, word-play, cliche, cliches, divide, division, divided, divisions, civil war, america, american, social
"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, south, deep south, southern, south america, midwest, historical, history, american history, game, games, poker, pokers, scrabble, scrabbles, cheat, caught, caught red handed, inversion, invert, inverted, subvert, subversion, subverted
"You have a problem with vegans, Tex?"
High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em
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"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"
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"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."
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"It's jazz, coming up the fiver from New Orleans."
Tags:jazz, music, new orleans, doppler effect, physics, doppler effects, sound wave, sound waves, pitch, pitches, change in pitch, changes in pitch, riverboat, riverboats, new orleans jazz, jazz lover, jazz lovers, jazz aficionado, jazz aficionados, river, rivers, mississippi river, river boat, river boats, deep south
"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"
Tags:valkyrie, valkyries, wagner, richard wagner, ring cycle, the ring cycle, kentucky, deep south, soap opera, soap operas, relatable, relatability, understandable, brunnhilde, opera, operas, operatic, myth, myths, norse mythology, norse myth, german myth, german myths, german mythology, bad marriage, bad marriages, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages
'I'm sorry, I don't know where YONDER is,'
'I'm learning to say Y'all and I like Grits.'
I love Fried Green Tomatoes
I'd rather be drinking Hurricanes in New Orleans
Won't you Charleston with me?
Alabama, The Lizard State
Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet
The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.
'I KNOW the country is deeply divided!'