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"One side looks shorter than the other, don't you think?"
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'Keep popping those tops, Sammy! Draw that buck in a little closer and then we'll jump him!'
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"So I like rutting. So sue me."
'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'
"Bram Stoker's Bambi"
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Deer Season Open.
'Frankly my deer, I don't give a dam.'
'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'
"When I hit the switch, we'll see what they look like in the hi-beams."
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'So much for our raw food diet.'
"Wow! You look like a Kushner caught in the headlights."
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'Eye response, normal.' - Deer Physicals.
'It's not for hunting. I just want to be able to protect my family from deer attacks.'
'Cutting fourth-quarter operating costs by eating venison was brilliant. Of course, now we've got a bigger problem.'
'Are you sure we cross here? It's just a picture of a deer.'
Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.
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'I just invented it yesterday and today I already hit a deer!'
"This is my distant relative, Joe. He's a raindeer."
"Sure, I'm calmer. I'm just concerned the tranquilizer darts may be habit-forming."
'I've got a part-time job.'
'You seem upset. Is it because I took down our wedding photo, and replaced it with a photo of a buck I got last week.'
Deer sitting in house surrounded by mounted human heads.
"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."