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'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'
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Happy Face Grows Third Eye.
"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."
"Herb, your brain is being recalled. Says here it can get stuck in neutral."
'Doctor since you put me on those drugs I've been unable to release a long, deep, audible breath.'
Suffering from the Human Condition. Please Help.
'It's your mother. You're being recalled for the correction of a minor defect.'
'This just in: the inhabitants of planet Earth are being recalled for the correction of a major defect.'
"You will die by a single bullet to the heart...just one final question - any history of dextrocardia?"
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The Elephant Man sees a specialist
Product Recall: Toddler Chainsaw
Product Recall (aeroplane)
Teddies They Rejected
'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'
'Claire would have been devilishly beautiful had it not been for her abnormally large hands'
"No really, I was born this way"
Think zero defects.
'Sometimes I wish husbands could be recalled for the correction of defects!'
'Not the car. Mother is recalling me for the correction of a major defect in my marriage - you.'
'His border guards keep defecting.'
'How the heck am I supposed to keep up with foreign affairs when my ambassadors keep defecting?'
'It's a sign,'
'THERE! Satisfied?! Now do you believe i'm Pigeon-toed?!'