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'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, player, players, glove, gloves, sporting goods, sporting equipment, glove pocket, glove pockets, return, returns, returning, returned, defect, defects, defective, fault, faults, faulty, faulted, customer, customers, rubbish, useless, bring back, brings back, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Someday I hope to encounter a defective product that might entitle me to compensation."
Tags:goal, goals, life goal, life goals, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, sues, suing, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, class action suit, class action lawsuit, class action, legal action, american dream, easy money, make money, makes money, making money, defective, defective product, defective products, corporate liability, poverty, lift up, economic mobility, dream, dreams
"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."
"Herb, your brain is being recalled. Says here it can get stuck in neutral."
"It's just a little death defect."
'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'
"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."
Tags:car dealership, car dealerships, car dealer, car dealers, car lot, car lots, car salesman, car salesmen, salesman, salesmen, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, new car, new cars, model, models, car model, car models, problem, problems, defective, honest, fixing, repairing, mechanic, mechanics, auto mechanic, auto mechanics, car mechanic, car mechanics, motor mechanic, motor mechanics, automotive technician, automotive technicians, technician, technicians, questionable, suspicious
"This consumer durable isn't."
Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'
"If it doesn't work can I return it?"
"The state 'Lemon Law' does not apply to me."
Your money or your time - Customer Service
Product Recall (aeroplane)
"What a great deal!"
"That's your 'lucky rock'? But someone threw it through the window and stole our stuff!"
Tags:baldo, steal, steals, stealing, rob, robs, robbing, robbery, robberies, irony, ironic, robbed, lucky object, lucky objects, superstition, superstitions, superstitious, good luck, bad luck, security, home security, security measure, security measures, defective, unlucky, steal stuff, stealing stuff
Think zero defects.
'Sometimes I wish husbands could be recalled for the correction of defects!'
Arms dealer: 'I don't have any used nukes, but I do have some defective nukes.'
'You mene I've bin spending this whol term with a defektiv reeding machin?'
"We are approaching England, there will be a short delay due to a defected boat in front"
Complaints - "About this gas lighter..."
Home Improvement Section...
Tags:library, librarian, libraries, librarians, home improvements, bookshelf, bookshelves, section, diy, home improvement, book, books, literature, literary, manual, customer, public service, bookshop, retail, shop, shopping, carpentry, woodwork, botch, botched, shoddy, defective, unfit, carpentry project, carpentry projects
"I don't care how many sets of bathroom scales I've returned to you. This one's defective too!"
"This bottle is defective - it stopped pouring!"
"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."