Defective Cartoons and Comics

'Yes... Now I see - no pocket. So perhaps the glove is defective.'

"Someday I hope to encounter a defective product that might entitle me to compensation."

"It's guaranteed for the life of the product which, obviously, ended when it broke."

"Herb, your brain is being recalled. Says here it can get stuck in neutral."

"It's just a little death defect."

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

"Frankly, we've been having some problems with this model."

"This consumer durable isn't."

Point of no return: 'I told you that stupid GPS was defective. Should've returned it when we still had the chance.'

"If it doesn't work can I return it?"

"The state 'Lemon Law' does not apply to me."

Your money or your time - Customer Service

Product Recall (aeroplane)

Think zero defects.

'Sometimes I wish husbands could be recalled for the correction of defects!'

Arms dealer: 'I don't have any used nukes, but I do have some defective nukes.'

'You mene I've bin spending this whol term with a defektiv reeding machin?'

"We are approaching England, there will be a short delay due to a defected boat in front"

Complaints - "About this gas lighter..."

Home Improvement Section...

"I don't care how many sets of bathroom scales I've returned to you. This one's defective too!"

"This bottle is defective - it stopped pouring!"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."