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"My client pleads not guilty on the grounds that Saturn was transiting his natal Pluto at the time of the incident."
'Sure, I've had a few run-ins with the law. But it wasn't all my fault. As a child I was once left … unsupervised.'
''I blame my parents, Judge! They raised me to believe I was above the law!"
"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!"
"Hey, punishing ME won't bring him back!"
'Okay, yesterday, I drove 20 miles too fast but last week, I drove just 30 miles when the speed limit was 50. That means I've got 20 miles in credit, right?'
'M'lud, I was only obeying orders.'