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'The armed forces may have been cut to shreds, but we can still send a stern round-robin email.'
'After the last round of budget cuts the military gave us these QR code patches. You'll have to scan it with your smartphone to see my uniform decorations.'
'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'
Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'
'Sir Joselyn you will be pleased to know, I have been looking at some figures and if we dispose of another 1000 soldiers before they get their pensions, we can top ours by 5% and bring digestives back at tea break!'
Defence Cuts - Made in China.
'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'
'Call me crazy: an aircraft carrier moored in the Thames estuary, which can double as a third runway.'
"A signal from Paris, sir. Your opposite number feels that as we share their aircraft carrier, he should have access to your wife."