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'Way to go, Chang. Not such a great wall if you forget to lock the door.'
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'Yes... the truth will set you free... but so will a damn good attorney.'
The de-friending of Julius Caesar
Canada's Undefended Border.
'Here we go again. No defense. ... Scott just stands there and lets the opposing ghost go right through him.'
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'I can't afford to buy you karate lessons. So just learn to suck up to the bullies.'
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'It's some kind of silly note from the barbarians, sire. It says, 'We will, we will, rock you...'
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'Quit whining, David. Of course he squirted you with a smelly discharge. He's a stinkbug...'
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'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'
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'Wouldn't it be better for the world if I made people laugh instead of spending time in jail?'
'Why are you always so defensive?'
'You won't take my case? Then I'm going to sue you!'
"The court is sorry that it raised it's voice, young man!"
'Actually, the glove did fit.'
'He's a big believer in missile-offense.'
'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'
'Your Honor, I'm here to make excuses for my client.'
'Your Honor, before you give a run down of what my client has done, it should be noted that he was overheard saving that he liked your hat.'
'Come at me as if you're trying to take away my tax shelters.'
'M'Lud, the fourth defendant is unable to be with us, but I have his testimony from Rio de Janeiro...'
'I would have more confidence in defending you against this charge of forgery if you hadn't paid my fee in counterfeit money!'
Halloweener's counter-measures in place Ma'am!
'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'