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'One last time Mr Gallagher, 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.'
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'Your honor, if hiring a lawyer with a track record as bad as mine doesn't prove my client's insanity, I don't know what does,'
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'Objection overruled. Answer the bloody question.'
'Since you insist on defending yourself, I feel April first would be an appropriate trial date...'
'The court thinks I'm guilty and then I'm innocent. Suppose we let the ethicist for the New York Times decide.'
Bob tries getting off on a technicality.
'Well, I've never called an expert witness on expert witnesses before...'
'Don't spread it around, but on the really tough ones, I just go with 'eenie, meenie, minie, moe.''
'How do you want me to answer that question, Norm? As an attorney, or as your best friend?'
'As I see it counselor, your cup is half empty and yours, counselor, is half full...'
'I hate juvenile court!'
"No, I can't explain it. He was alive when I buried him."
"I'm not accusing you of anything, Your Honor. I'm just saying the tip jar may create an impression of impropriety."
'I'm part of the drug culture. All I ask is that you respect cultural diversity.'
''How do you plead' is just a legal term.'
'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'
As it turned out, that was a lie too.
'Big mistake to have used up all of my jury challenges.'
'Can my own tweets be used against me?'
'You are accused of internet fraud. How do you wish to blog?'
'Jury of my peers? That's a laugh. How many of you ever kill a guy?'
'But, Your Honor, I thought absolute power was supposed to be corrupt.'
I'm not a career criminal - I'm more of a part-time volunteer.'
'Yes, I technically did give illegal orders, but I naturally expected that the integrity of my subordinates would prevent their being carried out.'
'The jury find the attorneys guilty of twisting the facts, the witnesses guilty of lying, and you, Your Honor, guilty of snoring.'