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'Way to go, Chang. Not such a great wall if you forget to lock the door.'
"Someone get a paper weight!"
Tags:catapult, catapults, catapulting, catapulted, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, miss, misses, missing, missed, shoot, shoots, shooting, shooter, shooters, castle, castles, knight, knights, defend, defends, defending, defended, attack, attacks, attacking, attacker, attackers, attacked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"I disagree with what you're saying, but I'll defend to the death your right to make a fashion statement."
Tags:freedom of speech, free speech, first amendment, first amendment right, first amendment rights, famous quote, famous quotes, evelyn beatrice hall, voilaire, disagree, disagreeing, disagreement, disagreements, agree to disagree, defend, defending, defends, defend to the death, right, rights, fashion, fashions, fashion statement, ill advised fashion statement, badly dressed
"Nice going. That was one of our guys, just trying to clean out the gutters."
Protecting Mr. Peanut.
Fables for the Tiger Mom.
Tags:fable, fables, story, stories, moral, morals, moral of the story, mom, moms, tiger mom, tiger moms, strict, strict parent, strict parents, strict parenting, the fox and the grapes, the ant and the grasshopper, the boy who cried wolf, the scorpion and the frog, defend, defends, defending, food, perfect, provide, provides, providing, daughters, play, plays, playing, hardwork, winner, winners, mark, marks, marking
"My feet aren't gross. They simply show 'honest wear'".
Tags:feet, foot, dirty feet, smelly, smells, smelled, smelling, gross, gross out, grossed out, grossing one out, grosses one out, hygiene, cleanliness, clean, cleans, cleans, hygienic, lazy, laziness, lethargic, disgust, disgusts, disgusted, excuse, excuses, excusing, excused, justifying, defending, defend, defended, defends
Canada's Undefended Border.
"My King, our siege machines cannot breach the defences. The enemy has a bouncy castle!"
Tags:siege, sieges, castle, castles, medieval, medieval times, lay siege, laying siege, lays siege, bouncy castle, bouncy castles, childrens party, children's party, repel, repels, repelling, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, invade, invades, defence, defences, defense, defenses, defend, defends, defending, moat, moats, catapult, catapults, fight, fights, battle, battles, battling
'It's some kind of silly note from the barbarians, sire. It says, 'We will, we will, rock you...'
Tags:knight, knights, castle, castles, attack, attacks, attacking, attacked, message, messages, note, notes, boulder, boulders, rock, rocks, kill, kills, killing, killed, war, wars, defend, defends, defending, defended, arrow, arrows, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, fought, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'OK... But can he play defense?'
'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'
Tags:parent, parents, dad, dads, father, fathers, wrestle, wrestles, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretended, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, act, acts, acting, acted, actor, actors, fake, fakes, faking, wwf, wwe, defend, defends, defending, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Just guard your man, Dewey Don't be so clingy'
Tags:basketball, player, players, hug, hugs, hugging, hugger, huggers, hugged, cling, clings, clinged, clingy, guard, guards, guarding, close, closeness, personal space, personal spaces, defend, defends, defender, defenders, defence, defences, defense, defenses, mark, marks, marking, marked, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'...After a few hours he'll get hungry and bored and simply let go.'
Tags:football, american football, footballer, footballers, tackle, tackles, tackling, tackler, tacklers, defend, defends, defending, defender, defenders, grip, grips, gripped, gripping, clamp, clamps, clamped, clamping, cling, clings, clingy, grab, grabs, grabbing, grabbed, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, castle, castles, mini golf, miniature golf, crazy golf, tar, tars, oil, oils, fire, fires, knight, knights, king, kings, defend, defends, defending, defended, protect, protects, protection, protections, protected, scare, scares, scaring, fright, frights, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Wouldn't it be better for the world if I made people laugh instead of spending time in jail?'
I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.
Benefit mistakes cost £one billion a year... Well, in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct, they just weren't in the right order.
'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'
'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'
With a waiting period for the purchase of handguns, I'd have lived 5 days longer...
'Come at me as if you're trying to take away my tax shelters.'
'Please take into account a guilty verdict could send my client into a shame spiral.'
'The wheel kept getting stolen - until I invented 'the club'.'