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'Way to go, Chang. Not such a great wall if you forget to lock the door.'
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"Nice going. That was one of our guys, just trying to clean out the gutters."
"What? I'm not a crook. I obeyed every law I created!"
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Canada's Undefended Border.
"My King, our siege machines cannot breach the defences. The enemy has a bouncy castle!"
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'It's some kind of silly note from the barbarians, sire. It says, 'We will, we will, rock you...'
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'OK... But can he play defense?'
'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'
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'Just guard your man, Dewey Don't be so clingy'
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'...After a few hours he'll get hungry and bored and simply let go.'
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Tags:golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, castle, castles, mini golf, miniature golf, crazy golf, tar, tars, oil, oils, fire, fires, knight, knights, king, kings, defend, defends, defending, defended, protect, protects, protection, protections, protected, scare, scares, scaring, fright, frights, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Wouldn't it be better for the world if I made people laugh instead of spending time in jail?'
I'm his lawyer, here to defend inaccuracies in his resume.
Benefit mistakes cost £one billion a year... Well, in our defence we did get a lot of the numbers correct, they just weren't in the right order.
'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'
'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'
With a waiting period for the purchase of handguns, I'd have lived 5 days longer...
'Come at me as if you're trying to take away my tax shelters.'
'Please take into account a guilty verdict could send my client into a shame spiral.'
'The wheel kept getting stolen - until I invented 'the club'.'
'I'll be happy to defend you! This is the very first age discrimination case for getting rid of obsolete computers.'
'Let me intercede, Miss. I happen to be a public defender.'
'M'Lud, the fourth defendant is unable to be with us, but I have his testimony from Rio de Janeiro...'
'I would have more confidence in defending you against this charge of forgery if you hadn't paid my fee in counterfeit money!'