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"'Small potatoes' is no defense."
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"Good defenses make good neighbors."
Tags:relationship, relationships, neighbor, neighbors, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, fence, fences, good fences make good neighbours, good fences make good neighbors, defence, defences, defense, defenses, tank, tanks, arms, weapon, weapons, military, army tank, army tanks, overkill, too far, word play, wordplay, property, properties, real estate, home ownership, owning a home
'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
"He's his own worst enemy."
Tags:king, kings, kingly, castle, castles, fort, fortress, enemy, enemies, moat, moats, defend, defense, defence, safe, safety, danger, dangerous, dangers, cliche, cliches, proverb, proverbs, defenses, stronghold, citadel, citadels, tower, defenses, own worst enemy, worst, enemy, his own worst enemy, their own worst enemy, her own worst enemy, ruler, monarch, monarchy, crown
'I said, any other tips on avoiding stress?'
'Now, I ask you... does this look like the face of a troublemaker?'
"What? I'm not a crook. I obeyed every law I created!"
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!Pizza deliver boy!"
'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'
"And where were you on the night of December 24th?"
'I know where you live!'
'Well, that may be the law, Your Honor, but I don't think it should apply to me.'
"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."
Tags:bertram, judge, judges, lawyers, defense argument, defenses, defense arguments, lawyer, defendant, please, not guilty, guilty, defense, majority rules, excuses, poor behavior, getting away with it, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, white collar crime, guilty by association, breaking the law, social injustice
'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'
"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"
Tags:therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, client, clients, patient, patients, therapy session, therapy sessions, denial, deny, avoidance, avoid, avoidance, coping, coping mechanism, coping mechanisms, defense, defenses, defense, mechanism, defense mechanisms, mental patient, mental patients
"But I told everybody at the dinner party, your honor, so how could it still be insider information?"
Tags:insider information, insider trading, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties, blabbermouth, blab, blabs, blabbing, stock, stocks, broker, brokers, trader, traders, trading, trial, trials, defense, defenses, defence, defences, legal defense, legal defenses, excuse, excuses, technicality, technicalities, guilt, guilty, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles
"Sorry, but you can only plead the fifth if you understand fractions."
Tags:principal, principals, excuse, excuses, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, plead the fifth, pleading the fifth, pleads the fifth, plead the 5th, pleading the 5th, pleads the 5th, fraction, fractions, constitutional right, constitutional rights, student, students, naughty student, naughty student, defense, defenses, defence, defences
"Your Honor, we need more time to prepare to make a mockery of the law."
"Maybe you're playing too much chess. I see a bunny rabbit and you see the Nimzo Indian Defense."
Tags:nimzo-indian defence, nimzo-indian defense, chess, chess player, chess players, chess master, chess masters, obsession, obsessions, obsess, obsessive, obsessing, shape, shapes, cloud, clouds, cloud watching, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, strategy, strategies, strategize, strategizing, defence, defences, defense, defenses, opening move, opening moves
"My King, our siege machines cannot breach the defences. The enemy has a bouncy castle!"
Tags:siege, sieges, castle, castles, medieval, medieval times, lay siege, laying siege, lays siege, bouncy castle, bouncy castles, childrens party, children's party, repel, repels, repelling, invader, invaders, invasion, invasions, invade, invades, defence, defences, defense, defenses, defend, defends, defending, moat, moats, catapult, catapults, fight, fights, battle, battles, battling
"I knew I was in trouble when my lawyer insisted on anonymity."
Tags:cons, cell, prison, prisoner, prisoners, inmates, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, anonymity, anonymous, sentence, jail, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, early warning, early warnings, warning, warnings, warn, warns, defence, defences, defense, defenses, legal defence team, legal defence teams, inmate, guilty, guilt, guilty plea, guilty pleas
'Here we go again. No defense. ... Scott just stands there and lets the opposing ghost go right through him.'
Tags:ghost, ghosts, basketball, basket ball, basketball player, basketball players, basket, ball, defense, defender, defenders, defending, defending, defended, defenses, offense, offensive, offending, offended, striker, strikers, attacker, attackers, attack, attacks, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
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'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'
Tags:juggle, jugglers, juggler, juggles, juggling trick, juggling tricks, distraction, distractions, quarterback, quarterbacks, linebacker, linebackers, defense, defenses, score, scores, goal, goals, point, points, american football, game plan, game plans, strategy, strategies, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers