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"'Small potatoes' is no defense."
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"Liability issues, Sire."
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"Good defenses make good neighbors."
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'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'
The White House, plan A
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"He's his own worst enemy."
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"Hurry up with that dictionary!"
"Anderson, we'd like to talk to you about your stand-offish attitude.'
Tags:standoffish, stand-offish, unfriendly, unwelcoming, aloof, distant, remote, moat, moats, shark, sharks, defences, defenses, office, offices, office worker, office workers, office cubicle, office cubicles, office, offices, standoffish colleague, standoffish colleagues, stand-offish colleague, stand-offish colleagues
'I said, any other tips on avoiding stress?'
'Now, I ask you... does this look like the face of a troublemaker?'
!Pizza deliver boy!"
'Your Honor, my client is incontinent to stand trail...'
"And where were you on the night of December 24th?"
"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."
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'I know where you live!'
'Well, that may be the law, Your Honor, but I don't think it should apply to me.'
"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."
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'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'
"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"
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"But I told everybody at the dinner party, your honor, so how could it still be insider information?"
Tags:insider information, insider trading, dinner, dinners, dinner party, dinner parties, blabbermouth, blab, blabs, blabbing, stock, stocks, broker, brokers, trader, traders, trading, trial, trials, defense, defenses, defence, defences, legal defense, legal defenses, excuse, excuses, technicality, technicalities, guilt, guilty, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, logic, logic puzzle, logic puzzles
"Sorry, but you can only plead the fifth if you understand fractions."
Tags:principal, principals, excuse, excuses, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, plead the fifth, pleading the fifth, pleads the fifth, plead the 5th, pleading the 5th, pleads the 5th, fraction, fractions, constitutional right, constitutional rights, student, students, naughty student, naughty student, defense, defenses, defence, defences
"Your Honor, we need more time to prepare to make a mockery of the law."
"Maybe you're playing too much chess. I see a bunny rabbit and you see the Nimzo Indian Defense."
Tags:nimzo-indian defence, nimzo-indian defense, chess, chess player, chess players, chess master, chess masters, obsession, obsessions, obsess, obsessive, obsessing, shape, shapes, cloud, clouds, cloud watching, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, strategy, strategies, strategize, strategizing, defence, defences, defense, defenses, opening move, opening moves
"My King, our siege machines cannot breach the defences. The enemy has a bouncy castle!"
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